Thursday, 30 July 2009

SWINE BABY.... (not) ooooooh I WISH YAR..

Hello people! Sorry for my lack of bloggin you may well know that I have been in Mykonos - then straight to Secret Garden Party. (Oh yar) So as I obviously did - I Bipped myself back to London back into my life.. which consists of moochin and workin etc etc...

HOWEVERR... this time.. I'm disgustingly disturbed by my own vomit. (approx three days of vommy vom vom) so to my conclusion, having read the papers almost everyday of my life I am pretty sure I have the lovely swine. I find myself shaking holding my blackberry scrolling and zooming on the little ball pearl thingy staring at the NHS website, by this point almost ALL of the symptoms are ticked.. so Jonny Registers me to SWINE (oh darling) and picks up the yummy tamiflu. By this point i'm certain that yes I officially have swine flu... I vommy vom vom every time I take a tamiflu infact every hour.. this goes on and it gets to the point that mummy and daddy take me to A & E.. i'm actually dying at this point.. so I'm on a drip having my urine tested and blood to see if I have the lovely swine in a closed room with 'Do not enter' on the outside.. my parents are forced to wear masks (they are driving me crazy at this point).. Doctor comes back after at least 5 hours telling me the great news that I actually have a kidney infection... OH YARRRRR....... so I find myself here at home dying and crying popping prescriptions drugs that still make me wanna vommy vom vom... its probably going to take me at least 2 weeks to to fully recovered.. this is so boring - you have no idea.. well just means no bipping for me for a bit. I WISH I HAD SWINE.. all this would be over by now!!!

I'm bored of typing now so laters..


at least i'm still aliveeeeeee.


Bip Ling



p.s my dog Cuba says hi

Thursday, 16 July 2009

Sunday, 12 July 2009

I just found this..

This photo was taken in 2003. Thats my old friend Genabee on the left and me on the right. We were both 14 years old. Look at our old school shirts.. I remember I hated them, I felt like I was wearing Grannys curtains... we were at GCH then in Westminster. BRRAAP.

Arts Club.

Last night me and a few friends enjoyed a saturday night in, drawing and painting. I loved it.. I haven't drawn and painted in ages.. so I soooooo got into it. This is what I did. Its called the SOYA BEAN. Its quite a bad copy of it.. I would of liked to scan it but that was long.

Peace. x

Thursday, 9 July 2009


Wednesday, 8 July 2009


its a JEFF KOONS TOWEL. I wanna eat it.

Tuesday, 7 July 2009


This is mykonos next week.. I arrive mid day on Friday 17th July... oh yar.


I just found out that is was Frida Kahlo's birthday yesterday... if she was still moving and shaking she would be 102 innit.


Sunday, 5 July 2009

LuLu Brunetta at PUNK

This is the club night that I run.. it's A LOT of funNNN Hope you can make it. x

Thursday, 2 July 2009

Jeff Koons Private View at the Serpentine darling...

I sure did have a JK tied to my hair... me and darling Maxi...

Yupp thats me and Jeffy boy

If I were a animal I would soo be a Monkey, don't you think?

Trying not to get caught taking photos...

I LOVE JEFF KOONS. I kept being told off for taking photos with my phone.. thats why they aren't so good... I'm going to go back to try again. BEST EXHIBITION EVER... actually not as good as my mummys coming show... watch this space yar.

Wagwan Jeff Koons.. I LOVE YOU. x x x